Named after breaking two of his new camp chairs in two days - and then breaking one of Craig's on the third day.   Chairs and other items started being labelled "Not Ivan's" in fear of them being broken if he went near them.

The only chair that Ivan could buy in Quorn was a lovely lime green with a darker green panel, becoming known as "The Gay Chair" - Every night (because he was too scared to sit in any one elses chair), Ivan would go off in search of "The Gay Chair"