Cindy had an insatiable appetite for apple cobbler, fronting up for sevenths on the first night that we had it, depriving some of the kids from required nutrition.   Cameron threatened to guard the cobbler ensuring that Cindy only got firsts until EVERYONE had had some - to which Cindy asked Cameron whether he liked his kneecaps.   From then on, any witty challenge to Cindy would return a reply of "Do you want both of your kneecaps", in an o'so'innocent voice..